by Charles Austin Muir (Author)

After reading this book please bring this tome back to your local library.

Seriously! This is an extremely important book and if you do not bring this book back, you risk letting out a chaos magick spell that will destroy the world, as beasts bring destruction to life itself. That includes bunnies. Do you really want to face killer bunnies, and don't think Charlize Theron will save you. She won't! So read this extremely important horror book and then bring it back, and also don't look at Internet porn at your local library, it's rude and attracts succubi! Sincerely, CLASH Books Librarian

Author Biography

Charles Austin Muir is the author of SLIPPERY WHEN METASTASIZED and the Splatterpunk Award-nominated THIS IS A HORROR BOOK. ... By day, he has worked as an obituary writer, humor columnist, fitness writer, and personal trainer. He lives in Portland, Oregon, with his wife, pugs, and pit-lab.

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