by Tj Fuller (Author)

A darkly funny and sometimes surreal debut collection about people grasping for meaning in a world that keeps slipping sideways.

The title story allows the reader to explore, in a Choose Your Own Adventure style, how a young woman navigates the increasingly maddening choices she must make. "Damn Us All" follows a man trying on & swapping out deities like so many pairs of socks, seeking something--anything--which will finally make sense. A door-to-door salesman in "Doorbell Songs" starts snooping in places he doesn't belong and crossing lines he hadn't previously considered, just begging to be caught. "Slim Fit" sees what it would be like to actually live inside a jeans commercial.

At times speculative and/or surreal and/or funny-as-hell, these stories set in the Pacific Northwest feature as many Philip Seymour Hoffmans as you can imagine, even more dream versions of yourself, aging backyard wrestlers, homeless gamblers, and much more. Let TJ tell you some tales you won't soon forget.

Author Biography

TJ Fuller's stories have been featured in The Columbia Journal, Juked, Vol. 1
Brooklyn, and other journals. His work has also been included in two
anthologies, What I Thought of Ain't Funny, based on the work of Mitch Hedberg, and And If That Mockingbird Don't Sing: Parenting Stories Gone Speculative.
He earned an M.F.A. in fiction from Eastern Washington University, and
has been accepted to both Tin House and Sewanee summer workshops. Some Stupid Glow is his first book.

TJ Fuller lives in Portland, OR.

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