by Jb Trepagnier (Author)

I've always been able to talk to animals. Apparently, I can hear monsters too.

Hades kidnapped me. Yeah, that Hades. Greek mythology is real and I'm learning the gods are real dicks. I'm tasked with caring for the monsters in the Underworld. Oh, yeah, Demeter is pissed about the whole Persephone thing. She's kidnapped her daughter and making the monsters fight for sport. Persephone is quite happy in the Underworld according to Hades pet dog...who has three heads and is kind of a goof.

I've met a Kraken, a minotaur, a phoenix, and a black widow spider. I've also met Hephaestus, the God of the Forge, who has been abused by his family.

Frankly, I'm tired of these gods thinking they can just hurt everyone. I've found out why I can hear animals and monsters. And I'm coming for them.

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