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by Landon Crutcher (Author)
Ron and Willy are stranded on a tropical island and they really want to get home. Unfortunately they have no real resources, no good plans, and no idea what the hell they're doing. What they do have is an army of foul-mouthed monkeys who want them dead, a beautiful woman who wants some answers, a sex-crazed tribal chief, a caffeine-addicted demigod who wants to be worshipped, and a telepathic skull who just wants a little excitement.
Landon Crutcher has been a graphic designer, a pizza delivery dude, a ditch digger, a waiter, and a guy who unloads trucks. These days he mostly works as a paramedic. He tries to do some writing occasionally. He lives in Nashville, Tennessee, with his family and spends as much time as possible whitewater kayaking. Landon is probably too old to be writing books about talking monkeys, but the heart wants what it wants. Landon's heart wants talking monkeys. Please check out LandonCrutcher.com for updates, new writing endeavors, and whatever else pops up.
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