Grandpappy - Paperback – The Tale Trade

Grandpappy - Paperback

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by Patrick C. III Harrison (Author)

Grandpappy is on hospice.
Charles is going mad.
Vile happenings are abound.
You, reader, are not prepared.
This is your lesson in depravity.

WARNING! This is an extreme horror novella. Very few triggers are left unpulled.

"PC3 unleashes the equivalent of an Extreme Horror nuclear bomb on fans of the genre. The result is a cyclone filled to the dirty brim with brutal imagery and gorrific dialogue, all wrapped in a filthy, overflowed adult diaper worn by the legendary Grandpappy!" -K. Trap Jones, author of The Drunken Exorcist and owner of The Evil Cookie Publishing

"Well. That was f*cked." -M Ennenbach, a thoroughly disgusted poet and author of Hunger on the Chisolm Trail

"With a level of grotesquery matched only by its pitch-black hilarity, Grandpappy manages to tell a story so interesting you ALMOST forget about all the...moist bits." -Chris Miller, author of Dust and Shattered Skies

"I can't in good conscience give Grandpappy a blind recommendation to the Gen Pop, but for the weirdos, splatterpunks, and fans of extreme, I think it's requisite reading. It's the twisted bastard child of The Nightly Disease, House of Leaves, and American Psycho - but much sicker than any of those titles." -Craig Wade, Host of B-Movies and E-Books

"One of the most extreme, twisted, splattery pieces of fiction to ever come out. This book will have you thanking whatever God you worship, that you don't have a Grandpappy like this to care for. If you have a weak resolve or stomach, consider this your warning." -Dawn Shea, owner of D&T Publishing

"A stomach-churning good time. PC3 knows how to cut the gross-outs with a healthy dose of humor. This is the kind of book that'll have you giggling into your barf bag (but keep one handy, yeah?)" -Brian Asman, author of Man, F*ck This House

"Patrick C. Harrison III's prose are smooth, engaging, and lull you into a false sense of wholesomeness. Grandpappy puts the reader through the emotional ringer, and then squeezes out a little bit extra for good measure. If you're looking for your next read that leaves no stone unturned, and no taboo unexplored, Grandpappy is sure to tick all the boxes. From the most unreliable narrator I've ever read, to medical terms that I had to look up and then wished I could scrub from my mind, Harrison takes you places you never thought you'd go. 5 rancid beans out of 5. P.S. As for me, chilidogs are now OFF the menu." -RJ Roles, owner/operator of Books of Horror and Crimson Pinnacle Press

"In Grandpappy, PC3 practically pries open your eyelids and force feeds drops of acid into your eyeballs as he whips this wicked written fever dream across the page. It's imaginative, intense, and totally insane. You'll vomit in your mouth a bit, but you'll f*ckin' love it." -Carver Pike, author of Grad Night and co-host of the Written in Red Podcast

"I'm a registered nurse. I've dealt with the colostomies. The dreaded bedsores. The gnarly fungus-encrusted toenails. And yes...the smells. Inexplicably, PC3 still managed to stimulate my gag reflex throughout the entirety of this story. Bastard." -Bridgett Nelson, author of Bouquet of Viscera

Number of Pages: 148

Dimensions: 0.34 x 8 x 5 IN

Publication Date: July 01, 2022