Dead Clown Barbecue - Paperback

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by Jeff Strand (Author)

A man who finds a severed nose on a plate on his dining room table. A bell that can summon Satan (maybe). Casual Fridays at work that get out of control. A cheery outlook on the post-apocalyptic landscape. The final thoughts of a doomed skydiver. A girl punished by having to share a bed with her grandmother's corpse. Revenge via baking a tarantula into a cake. A romance between two carnivorous genetically enhanced plants. And the lost tale of Fangboy.

These are only a few of the demented stories in Dead Clown Barbecue, a collection of twenty-nine gleefully macabre tales, seven of which were written just for this collection. There's even a brand new one about a ventriloquist dummy. Those things creep you out, right? You'll laugh. You'll scream. Okay...you probably won't actually scream, unless you already had issues before you started reading, but you might cringe and get a little spooked.

Table of contents:
Introduction
Pett Semmuteary
Comeuppance
The Apocalypse Ain't So Bad
The Bell...FROM HELL!!!
Work/Life Balance
Stop Stabbing Me
Eight-Legged Vengeance
The Drop
Here's What Happened...
Pregnancy Test
Mr. Twitcher's Miracle Baby-Chopping Machine
The Carver
Push the Button
Specimen 313
My Knife Collection
Drain Bamage
Gramma's Corpse
Burden
Rough Draft
Fangboy and the Troll
Dead in the Water
Immunity
The Big Bite
We Believe
Poor Career Choice
True Hero
Chomp (A Cautionary Tale)
The Severed Nose
Dummy
Story Notes

Number of Pages: 344

Dimensions: 0.77 x 9 x 6 IN

Publication Date: June 24, 2024