by Wol-Vriey (Author)

"This primer is the very essence of any and all styles and types of Bizarro writing. Wol-vriey collects, distills, and bottles up these 37 tiny stories for your sensory enjoyment. This is an absolute must-read for anyone new to the genre, because it demonstrates the scope of what Bizarro is, and what it can be."--Teresa Pollack, Bizarro commentator and blogger

Welcome to the strange place:

A collection of 37 flash fiction stories designed to introduce one to the Bizarro/New Weird Genre.

Weird, dreamy, nightmarish, absurd, sad, surreal, humorous . . . this collection of tales is all this and more.

Welcome once again to the strange place, everyone . . . the very strange place.

• The Original
• Penisthumb
• Love + Lust in Brazil
• Teething Troubles
• Jackie Chan Angel
• Ears are for Hearing
• Evil Beef Factory
• Angie Stone's Revival
• Lesbian in my Pocket
• Void
• Can't See For The Rain
• Identia
• The Morning After
• Ahmed Apple Attacks America!
• The Grass
• A Day at the Racists
• Behind Every Successful Woman
• Okay! Okay!!
• For Ze Love of Rosa (A Legend of Bizarro Mexico)
• Ring Ring
• Shrink Me
• Good Medicine
• Liquid Husband
• The East Side of the House
• In Reverso
• Entertaining Spider
• Number One
• Señor Ogre (A Legend of Bizarro Mexico)
• Die, You Fluffy Sonofabitch!
• Soft Silky Skin
• Venice
• God's Refrigerator
• 2012: The Alien Egg
• Retro Race Relations Rumble
• The Lionesses and The Hyena
• The Secret Life of Drawers
• The Devil in Utopia

Author Biography

Wol-vriey is Nigerian and quite tall. He currently resides in a state of uneasy stalemate with his threatening-to-thin-beyond-redemption hair, and believes there actually are things that go bump in the night. Wol-vriey recycles the ridiculous into reasonable reality for the reader. His WEIRRRD philosophy? WEIRRRD = Warp/Write Everything into Realistic Ridiculous Readable Distorted Dream Dimension Descriptions. Wol-vriey is the author of Boston Posh, Melanie Nemesis Catchpole, Vagina Mundi, Vegan Zombie Apocalypse, and Vegan Vampire Vaginas published by Burning Bulb Publishing His stories: The Bizarro Story of I, Alice's Adventures in Steamland: The Clockwork Goddess, Chainsaw Cop Corpse, Meat Suitcase, and Guiltessa Dolores are published by other imprints. His short story Forever Ago Sunshine appears in The Big Book of Bizarro and his novella Big Trouble In Little Ass appears as a standalone eBook as well as in print as part of the Westward Hoes anthology, also by Burning Bulb Publishing.

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