{"product_id":"your-coffin-or-mine-paperback","title":"Your Coffin or Mine - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJacklyn Hyde\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA runaway bride. A grumpy 600-year-old vampire pretending to be human. A disaster waiting to happen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat could possibly be the most infuriating thing to a vampire disgusted by the internet? A twenty-six-year-old social media influencer that just ran out on her cheating ex fiancé and insists on staying in Vlad's quiet castle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut he needs money to repair his ancestral home, and Aubrey needs a place to lick her wounds after getting her heart broken.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe is ready to have humans invading his space. He is not, however, ready for her.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe wants to feed him garlic, parades around in tiny shorts, and incenses him at every turn. Can he really play house with a human? Especially one he just can't seem to fight the urge to stay away from?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Holiday meets Dark Shadows in this \"grumpy sunshine\" romance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a spicy paranormal romcom featuring the grumpy\/sunshine tropes. It is a full length romance with a Happily Ever After that features sexually explicit material and profanity. This book is intended for adults 18+.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 368\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.82 x 8 x 5.25 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 23, 2024\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47629902512267,"sku":"9798993486505","price":32.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/2579\/7259\/files\/i5EnNySOAQ9798993486505.webp?v=1782316196","url":"https:\/\/thetaletrade.com\/products\/your-coffin-or-mine-paperback","provider":"The Tale Trade","version":"1.0","type":"link"}