{"product_id":"the-hidden-masters-and-the-unspeakable-evil-a-hard-drinking-occult-adventure-with-gambling-and-frivolous-trousers-paperback","title":"The Hidden Masters and The Unspeakable Evil: A Hard Drinking Occult Adventure with Gambling... and Frivolous Trousers - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJack Barrow\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThere's a magickal conspiracy of apocalyptic proportions brewing in Blackpool-and only the Hidden Masters can make it worse.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDark forces are stirring in Blackpool, one of Britain's seaside towns, where something is planning to turn it into the Las Vegas of northern England. But in the back alleys and crumbling sheds, ancient rituals are being enacted... and that's the good guys.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBy all appearances, Nigel, Wayne, and Clint are just three middle-aged blokes from Hemel Hempstead on a weekend getaway. But behind the pub banter and questionable intoxicants, lies something older, weirder, and only slightly more competent. They're the Three Hidden Masters-chaos magicians who occasionally save the world at the weekend.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf the Hidden Masters do have a plan-it mostly involves trying not to get arrested, reading the tarot, and arguments about using magick to start a broken-down car. They may be too wasted to make a sandwich, but when it comes to the occasional burst of actual sorcery... they're our only hope.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Hidden Masters\u003cstrong\u003e must \u003c\/strong\u003esave the world by Sunday night-because they have to be back at work on Monday morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Hidden Masters and the Unspeakable Evil\u003c\/em\u003e is a laugh-out-loud esoteric satire packed with British humour, heavy drinking, chaotic magick, and an apocalypse inconveniently scheduled for the weekend. Join three not-quite-heroes as they stumble through ancient rituals, consult pub-based oracles over pints, and unleash cosmic consequences that no one (least of all them) is prepared for. Perfect for readers who enjoy magical mayhem, occult absurdity, and the kind of secret societies that probably lost the manual. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's perfect for fans of Robert Rankin, Tom Holt and \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCharles Stross.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 384\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.85 x 8.27 x 5.83 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 19, 2020\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47016488403083,"sku":"9781527263123","price":42.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/2579\/7259\/files\/CkvtQdR9pi9781527263123.webp?v=1779151825","url":"https:\/\/thetaletrade.com\/products\/the-hidden-masters-and-the-unspeakable-evil-a-hard-drinking-occult-adventure-with-gambling-and-frivolous-trousers-paperback","provider":"The Tale Trade","version":"1.0","type":"link"}