{"product_id":"the-dogmen-fudge-incident-paperback","title":"The Dogmen Fudge Incident - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMatt Brandenburg\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDogmen are not man's best friend!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTen years ago Winston McKay watched his wife, Jenn, die at the clawed hands of a Michigan Dogman. Vowing revenge, he opens a fudge shop to build chocolate shooting squirt guns. After years of weird comments and judgement from the people of North Leeland, he's grown tired and ready to pack up his ladle and be with Jenn.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLydia Evan hates chocolate. Which, working at the fudge shop, would be funny, if it wasn't for the fact that she really really hated the smell, touch, and look of chocolate. Then there's her kooky boss with his muttering and secrecy. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen Winston decides to close the shop early, she can't contain her excitement at getting to hang out with her friends, even if they are jerks who didn't include her.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen the Dogmen attack.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNorth Leeland becomes the ultimate bloody dog park as the muscular hairy beasts descend upon it. Winston is joined by Lydia, and her ragtag group of friends on his mission to get to his fudge shop. They'll have to get past their differences and use chocolate as a weapon if they want to survive. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause everyone knows: Chocolate kills...Dogmen!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 152\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.33 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e February 10, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46998723068043,"sku":"9798992575323","price":27.71,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/2579\/7259\/files\/66YlSGs8RR9798992575323.webp?v=1779090618","url":"https:\/\/thetaletrade.com\/products\/the-dogmen-fudge-incident-paperback","provider":"The Tale Trade","version":"1.0","type":"link"}