{"product_id":"lazy-son-paperback","title":"Lazy Son - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eEve Langlais\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe's going to rule the world--if he ever gets off his lazy ass.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChristopher might be the Antichrist, but taking over the world and leading the minions of darkness sounds like a lot of work. And while slacking is a sin his supposed dad, Lucifer, approves of, his lack of goals is a problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePersonally, Christopher would rather just work hard enough to make ends meet--and maybe buy a six-pack. But the guy who calls himself \u003cem\u003eDad\u003c\/em\u003e finally decides to take an interest.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eScrew his dad. Selfishness is a family trait, which means Chris has no problem putting himself first, right after he deals with the dead rising and the even bigger issue of the woman who refuses to sleep with him.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's time for this lazy prince to rise to the occasion and embrace destiny--or at least make out with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 296\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.67 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 25, 2017\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49377591132299,"sku":"9781988328584","price":27.71,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/2579\/7259\/files\/Y9jtOYNgk69781988328584.webp?v=1789624218","url":"https:\/\/thetaletrade.com\/products\/lazy-son-paperback","provider":"The Tale Trade","version":"1.0","type":"link"}