{"product_id":"jane-eyre-and-the-mystery-of-the-haunted-spin-class-paperback","title":"Jane Eyre and the Mystery of the Haunted Spin Class - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJasmine Pumpernickel\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJane Eyre was just trying to get her life together after being blacklisted from governess gigs for 'too much existential despair.' Now she's stuck ghost-hunting inside a repurposed 12th-century castle-turned-gym where the protein shakes are cursed and the peloton bikes occasionally speak Latin.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eArmed with only biting sarcasm, a fifth-hand EMF detector, and a personal vendetta against online fitness culture, Jane must survive sabotage by jealous spinfluencers, accidental demonic possession, and several very tedious HR meetings about 'spectral misconduct.'\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExpect soul-deep monologues about existential futility immediately followed by people arguing over smoothie bar loyalty points. Jane Eyre and the Mystery of the Haunted Spin Class is a chaotic, sarcastic comedy about existential dread, gym politics, and mildly cursed cardio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 220\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.5 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 28, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47142038831243,"sku":"9798231664238","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/2579\/7259\/files\/05ykCUWJd9798231664238.webp?v=1780739429","url":"https:\/\/thetaletrade.com\/products\/jane-eyre-and-the-mystery-of-the-haunted-spin-class-paperback","provider":"The Tale Trade","version":"1.0","type":"link"}