{"product_id":"holier-than-thou-paperback","title":"Holier Than Thou: A Horror Comedy - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRick Gualtieri\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eTHERE ARE REASONS THE UNDEAD FEAR THE NIGHT.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy name's Bill Ryder and my cold dead heart is all aflutter, metaphorically speaking anyway. See, the girl I want is deadly to me. But the girl who wants me is deadly to everyone else. I'm trapped in a lethal love triangle and it's about to get worse.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOn the eve of war, The Icon - prophesized slayer of the vampire race - has appeared. Panic is about to break out within the ranks of the undead and I'm caught smack dab in the middle of it. She and I are locked in a cataclysmic collision course with destiny, but there's one small catch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm head over fangs in love with her.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow I find myself in a race against supernatural assassins to save the woman fated to destroy me. Talk about being damned if you do.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnsure of my allies and vastly outnumbered by our enemies, I'll have to dig deep within myself and find the faith to succeed - because if I fail, it'll be far more than just my social life that's screwed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e----------\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHolier Than Thou, book \u003cstrong\u003efour\u003c\/strong\u003e in the bestselling Tome of Bill series, is a paranormal dance with death, destiny, and demonic dating.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you're a fan of Hunter Blain, Christopher Moore, DM Guay, or Kevin Hearne, then you'll want to sink your claws into this hilarious vampire comedy series today!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eContent Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 444\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.1 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e January 01, 2021\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46320220733579,"sku":"9781940415376","price":41.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/2579\/7259\/files\/n_4ZKloanB9781940415376.webp?v=1783597005","url":"https:\/\/thetaletrade.com\/products\/holier-than-thou-paperback","provider":"The Tale Trade","version":"1.0","type":"link"}