{"product_id":"goddamned-freaky-monsters-paperback","title":"Goddamned Freaky Monsters - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRick Gualtieri\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. NOW HE'S TRYING TO STOP THEM.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy name's Bill Ryder and three months ago I was utterly consumed by the evil within me. Now I'm back, having awakened halfway across the globe, buck-ass nude and with no clue as to how I got here. The only thing I'm certain of is my captors don't care how much blood they spill so long as they recruit me to their insane cause.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEscape might be the least of my worries, though. Civilization is teetering on the brink of chaos. Mythical monsters, once thought the stuff of legend, are breaking through the veil, intent on terrorizing mankind. At their forefront stands an ancient evil that's about to carve a path of destruction through the world not seen since biblical times.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh, and did I mention that all of this is my fault? Because it kinda is.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy only chance to stop it is to reclaim my life, reconcile with my friends, and muster all the attitude I can - because if I fail then Hell on Earth will become far more than just another stupid saying.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e----------\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGoddamned Freaky Monsters is a hard-hitting vampire comedy that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Fans of The Nate Temple Series, The Dresden Files, or The Montague \u0026amp; Strong Case Files, will want to dive into this hysterical adventure today.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't miss out on \u003cstrong\u003eThe Tome of Bill\u003c\/strong\u003e - a thrilling and hilarious escape into a world of monsters, magic, and middle fingers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eContent Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 490\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.22 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e January 01, 2021\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46320220995723,"sku":"9781940415383","price":41.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/2579\/7259\/files\/xTcbgnKRPL9781940415383.webp?v=1783597008","url":"https:\/\/thetaletrade.com\/products\/goddamned-freaky-monsters-paperback","provider":"The Tale Trade","version":"1.0","type":"link"}