{"product_id":"drug-smugglers-guide-to-dating-paperback","title":"Drug Smuggler's Guide to Dating - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMal Stevens\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere are not a lot of options for a college dropout in the hollers of Appalachia.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLet's face it, there aren't a lot of options for a college graduate in the hollers of Appalachia either. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut this is America, and the Dream is always possible. If you're bold enough, and brave enough, to take life by the short and curlies, you can make it in America.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat's what Jack has always been taught. At least that's what his drug-addled mind tells him he's been taught. And by his estimation, he has a solid partner, a solid plan, and a solid alibi. Nothing can stop him; not the Cops, not the Federales, not his prodigious drug habit, nothing. He is making his own way in this world: today a drug mule, tomorrow a drug kingpin. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe sky is the limit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is, of course, one of the many lies we tell ourselves when we're smuggling narcotics across international borders. Unless we forgot to take our valium. In that case, the drug dogs at the checkpoint are really freaking us out. And we can't help but ask, in these types of situations, the age-old questions faced by many a desperado: Which is worse - Mexican or American jail? And why haven't I found a girlfriend?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJoin Jack as he searches for answers to these questions and lies about himself and the American dream. Come along on this hilarious adventure and exposition of demons, drugs, and debauchery that may very well shape the course of his life forever. This may be the closest you can come to being a drug smuggler without risking prison, American or Mexican.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBased entirely on true lies that were told to me in the utmost \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eof confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 332\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.69 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 31, 2021\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46929798168715,"sku":"9781736214688","price":31.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/2579\/7259\/files\/j54gf4Luil9781736214688.webp?v=1778816843","url":"https:\/\/thetaletrade.com\/products\/drug-smugglers-guide-to-dating-paperback","provider":"The Tale Trade","version":"1.0","type":"link"}