{"product_id":"demon-daddy-issues-paperback","title":"Demon Daddy Issues - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJeanette Clarke\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe was expecting an evil sorcerer. He got a florist in bunny slippers who thinks \"Anima mea tua est\" means free coffee for a year.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHazel Brooks has a leaky roof, a drama-queen fiddle-leaf fig, and absolutely zero experience summoning demons. So when she reads a dusty Latin scroll aloud while repotting a succulent, she's expecting a vintage love letter-not a binding soul contract with the Prince of the Seventh Circle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLucian is ancient, terrifying, and seriously annoyed. He was promised a robed cultist with a sacrificial dagger. Instead, he's stuck in a tiny flower shop wearing a \"Kiss the Florist\" apron, knocking over air plants with his ridiculously massive wings, and being force-fed snickerdoodles by a woman who hums while she works.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe contract can't be broken until he collects her soul or finds a loophole. But somewhere between the hellfire greenhouse sessions, the awkward dinner with her nosy neighbor, and the discovery that his wings are extremely sensitive, Hazel starts to wonder if maybe-just maybe-she doesn't want to be un-summoned.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd Lucian? The Prince of Darkness is catching feelings. And it's ruining his reputation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDemon Daddy Issues is a laugh-out-loud, high-heat monster romcom where the cinnamon roll heroine teaches the grumpy demon that love is the most terrifying magic of all. Expect wing worship, praise kink, a demon who learns to use the coffee grinder, and a happily ever after that proves even Hell can bloom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 248\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.62 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 01, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50575118303371,"sku":"9798256081249","price":34.62,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/2579\/7259\/files\/okRI9EJkq49798256081249.webp?v=1790787079","url":"https:\/\/thetaletrade.com\/products\/demon-daddy-issues-paperback","provider":"The Tale Trade","version":"1.0","type":"link"}