{"product_id":"definitely-not-a-thing-paperback","title":"Definitely NOT A Thing - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eChristina C. Jones\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSmack in the middle of a cascade of unfortunate events, Amelia finds Calvin (derogatory)- cocky, annoying, too-often shirtless, and right next door (bummer).\u003cbr\u003eSparked by an unfortunate habit of inside thoughts not staying that way (she's working on it!), their petty back-and-forth banter easily- and a little too quickly - slides into something neither of them shake.\u003cbr\u003eSomething.\u003cbr\u003eBut not like... a thing.\u003cbr\u003eDefinitely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 222\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.47 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 18, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47107311435915,"sku":"9781953214508","price":28.04,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/2579\/7259\/files\/avu3Gbv1OW9781953214508.webp?v=1780220728","url":"https:\/\/thetaletrade.com\/products\/definitely-not-a-thing-paperback","provider":"The Tale Trade","version":"1.0","type":"link"}