{"product_id":"critical-failures-paperback","title":"Critical Failures - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRobert Bevan\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey weren't chosen.\u003cbr\u003eThey weren't heroes.\u003cbr\u003eThey weren't even particularly bright.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut they were assholes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen a group of dysfunctional idiots gets dragged into a fantasy RPG, they don't become heroes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey become everyone else's problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTrapped in a world of magic, monsters, and a game master who's had enough of their shit, Tim, Dave, Julian, and Cooper have to survive.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUsing the only skills they actually have: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBad decisions.\u003cbr\u003ePetty arguments.\u003cbr\u003eZero impulse control.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you're looking for noble heroes, epic destiny, and clean fantasy adventure...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis isn't that.\u003cbr\u003eNot even close.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is what happens when the worst possible players get trapped inside the game.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eParty-based fantasy adventure... if the party hates each other\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eReal RPG mechanics... abused in the dumbest ways possible\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eA game master who absolutely will screw them over\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003eCrude humor. Offensive jokes. Zero heroic speeches.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey piss off everything that moves.\u003cbr\u003eThey fail upward.\u003cbr\u003eAnd somehow... they keep surviving.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat if you and your friends actually had to live inside the game?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd worse...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat if you turned out to be terrible at it?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWould you survive?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOr would you be just as screwed?\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 284\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.6 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e January 12, 2013\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45136879911051,"sku":"9781481952439","price":31.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/2579\/7259\/files\/nwIwZ2Wiat9781481952439.webp?v=1783229947","url":"https:\/\/thetaletrade.com\/products\/critical-failures-paperback","provider":"The Tale Trade","version":"1.0","type":"link"}