{"product_id":"autobiography-of-a-one-year-old-paperback","title":"Autobiography of a One-Year-Old - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRohan Candappa\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I am a one-year-old and this is my autobiography....\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHave you ever looked at your baby and wondered what he or she is thinking? Are you ready to find out? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"I thought it was about time someone told it like it is. So I'm spilling the beans on the world of a one-year-old. A world where you're left in the charge of totally inept parents. Where everything's at completely the wrong height. Where you're not allowed to splash in the bath but you are in the pool. Where nobody understands a single word you say. And where diapers and poop loom large at every turn. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"It's a roller-coaster ride through one heck of a year. I've laughed a lot, I've cried a lot, I've learned a lot. And so will you. You might even discover the answer to that age-old question: Humpty Dumpty -- did he fall or was he pushed? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Anyway, must run. I see a bowl of tepid gloop is being spooned out for me. What joy.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWelcome to the wonderful world of your one-year-old.\u003ch3\u003eFront Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eI am a one-year-old and this is my autobiography.... \u003cbr\u003eHave you ever looked at your baby and wondered what he or she is thinking? Are you ready to find out? \u003cbr\u003e\"I thought it was about time someone told it like it is. So I'm spilling the beans on the world of a one-year-old. A world where you're left in the charge of totally inept parents. Where everything's at completely the wrong height. Where you're not allowed to splash in the bath but you are in the pool. Where nobody understands a single word you say. And where diapers and poop loom large at every turn. \u003cbr\u003e\"It's a roller-coaster ride through one heck of a year. I've laughed a lot, I've cried a lot, I've learned a lot. And so will you. You might even discover the answer to that age-old question: Humpty Dumpty -- did he fall or was he pushed? \u003cbr\u003e\"Anyway, must run. I see a bowl of tepid gloop is being spooned out for me. What joy.\" \u003cbr\u003eWelcome to the wonderful world of your one-year-old.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter many years working in advertising, \u003cb\u003eRohan Candappa\u003c\/b\u003e is now a full-time writer. He writes funny books full of very bad advice when he is not hiding from his two children. Obviously, he is a little overweight, but he finds that black is a very slimming color.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 288\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.79 x 8.28 x 5.2 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e August 28, 2001\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47138039857291,"sku":"9780553381306","price":23.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0670\/2579\/7259\/files\/MzW-p_vX819780553381306.webp?v=1780667427","url":"https:\/\/thetaletrade.com\/products\/autobiography-of-a-one-year-old-paperback","provider":"The Tale Trade","version":"1.0","type":"link"}